For a bit tough audience I also list some dead baby jokes, sick jokes, redneck jokes and bin laden jokes.And sure I include seasonal christmas jokes and april fools.

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On humour site you will find all sorts of short or fat jokes including blonde jokes, dirty jokes, yo mama jokes, adult sex jokes.

Also clean jokes and opposite racist jokes or nigger (black) jokes.

I even have rude yo momma jokes, knock knock jokes, practical jokes about blond women, baby jokes and kids jokes.

These files were collected over years of BBS and internet use. That's the entire criteria :) Not sure where to start? If you have any comments about the site or run into any problems (especially on mobiles), please let me know.

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